David Beckham posted this “candid” <insert bitchy quotation fingers here> photo of his very pregnant wife, @victoriabeckham relaxing? meditating? #planking?
“ Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn’t looking. She looks so amazing. So close to the baby being born!”
~David Beckham via Facebook
This will be the first #girl for the beautiful breeders; the little bundle of joy will join her three big brothers, Brooklyn (12), Romeo (8), and Cruz (6).
I guess this means you aren’t gonna tell her about our plans #theDivorce? What am I suppose to tell @TMZ? It’s cool David, I understand … destined to play the man-mistress forever. What does she have that I don’t have? #WBFFL
[Quiet !Nobody asked y’all shit !]