Demi Goes to Rehab
Actress Demi Moore has been admitted into rehab for anorexia and prescription medication abuse. The 49-year-old actress, who was hospitalized after a reaction to Whip-Its! (smfh), has been spiraling out of control since her break up with actor (still?) Ashton Kutcher.
I’m going to need Demi to get it together. She giving cougars out there a bad name by wilding out over this young man who’s been out partying in different cities across the world not giving a fuck about her ass.
Some reports are saying that Demi is obsessed with being young and aging is the cause of breakdown..
Seriously though? We all get old, and she’s aging gracefully (with the help of L.A.’s finest plastic surgeons). She needs to take herself a little vakay on a remote island, get drunk by herself, smoke a blunt, watch Waiting to Exhale, The First Wives Club, and any other inspiring older women’s movies, then come back and be the best Demi she can be.
She doesn’t see Betty White out here slaying all these young bitches with comedy and Fixodent?