Posts tagged demi moore
Demi Goes to Rehab
Actress Demi Moore has been admitted into rehab for anorexia and prescription medication abuse. The 49-year-old actress, who was hospitalized after a reaction to Whip-Its! (smfh), has been spiraling out of control since her break up with actor (still?) Ashton Kutcher.
I’m going to need Demi to get it together. She giving cougars out there a bad name by wilding out over this young man who’s been out partying in different cities across the world not giving a fuck about her ass.
Some reports are saying that Demi is obsessed with being young and aging is the cause of breakdown..
Seriously though? We all get old, and she’s aging gracefully (with the help of L.A.’s finest plastic surgeons). She needs to take herself a little vakay on a remote island, get drunk by herself, smoke a blunt, watch Waiting to Exhale, The First Wives Club, and any other inspiring older women’s movies, then come back and be the best Demi she can be.
She doesn’t see Betty White out here slaying all these young bitches with comedy and Fixodent?
That’s Her Ass. Oh…
Scout Willis, 20 year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, did a photo shoot recently in which she appears on the back of a motorcycle in assless chaps.
Um…yeah. I’m really unsure how I feel about this. Bruce? Demi? Are you cool with this?
No Shit Sherlock- Demi Divorces Ashton
Demi Moore announced tonight that she and husband Ashton Kutcher will be splitting. Everyone saw it coming after the whole I cheated on you on our anniversary thing. Here’s her statement:
“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.”
I’ve always been indifferent to their relationship so I don’t care, but maybe some of you do? Anyone?
@mrskutcher <side-eye> is lending her eerily ageless mug to Ann Taylor’s latest holiday ad campaign.
The energy and enthusiasm behind the evolution of this iconic brand is remarkable, and being a part of that has been a wonderful creative experience. The new Ann Taylor is so chic, and I personally love their holiday collection.
~Demi Moore
Warning, Bitchy thought coming in 5 … 4 … 3… 2 … 1 … Hmmm maybe you should try endorsing 7 For All Man Kind or something … I’m sure Ann Taylor make your younger #slore addictied (allegedly) husband go, ’Yea, you are old #epiphany’.
@homotidbits
@MrsKutcher twitpic’d this photo of herself half-naked with the caption
remember…..you’ve got your own back
Oh. How wise. (SARCASM. SARCASM. SARCASM.)
@InsomniacBelle
@JenniferAniston , @mrskutcher and @aliciakeys all posed for the October cover of Glamour. All three women were recently part of a project with Lifetime that had them in the director’s chair for short films about breast cancer.
Simple and fresh look for the ladies. And I’m looking forward to their projects.
@InsomniacBelle
Celebrity life sucks sometimes. Everything gets exaggerated and just becomes an unnecessary spectacle. Allegedly, @MrsKutcher (I am slightly hating on her for this name) and @BruceyWillis’ 17 year old daughter, Tallulah Belle (really?), was busted with two bottles of alcohol in public. This is regular teenager shit. No one gave a damn about the kids until they recognized that little chick’s massive chin stumbling out of the car. I wonder how her step dad would punish her.
@uncensoredLIV
::confused face:: What. The. Fuck? Is this a joke???! I pray to the sweet Lord that it is because if not, Ashton Kutcher ( @aplusk ) and @mrskutcher deserve to be shot.
This was like a weird SNL skit, except it was supposed to be serious. It’s like they’re making fun of child slavery. @jtimberlake, why would you agree to participate in this shit? I don’t know. I just don’t get this…..I…
WHAT THE FUCK??!
@InsomniacBelle
