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Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics Released  Lindsay’s nude pics are finally here and I must say…she did her thing. It is clear that photoshop was liberally used and I’m getting a little tired of the Marilyn Monroe “inspired” shoots, but for what they are you have to give it to her—these photos are really nice. This is the best I’ve seen her look in a long long time. Kudos Lindsay! Check the uncensored photos here. What do you guys think of Lindsay’s shoot?

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics Released

 Lindsay’s nude pics are finally here and I must say…she did her thing. It is clear that photoshop was liberally used and I’m getting a little tired of the Marilyn Monroe “inspired” shoots, but for what they are you have to give it to her—these photos are really nice. This is the best I’ve seen her look in a long long time. Kudos Lindsay!

Check the uncensored photos here. What do you guys think of Lindsay’s shoot?

Lindsay’s Playboy Cover Leaks… I’m unimpressed. What do you guys think?

Lindsay’s Playboy Cover Leaks…

I’m unimpressed.

What do you guys think?

Lindsay Lohan Brings Her Lil Sis To Her Playboy Shoot  Well isn’t that…precious. Lindsay brought her 17 year old sister Ali along to her Playboy shoot this week. I guess it’s never too early to learn how to sell you poom?? Idk…

Lindsay Lohan Brings Her Lil Sis To Her Playboy Shoot

 Well isn’t that…precious. Lindsay brought her 17 year old sister Ali along to her Playboy shoot this week. I guess it’s never too early to learn how to sell you poom?? Idk…

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Show Of Hands, How Many People Wanna See Lindsay Lohan Naked?  Anyone?? Well TMZ is reporting that Playboy is paying her $1 million to pose naked. Apparently, she was originally offered $750,000 but held out for more. Seriously?? I’m  surprised Playboy gave in to that considering that she should be happy that anyone wants to pay to see her nude. After this, it is virtually impossible for me to ever consider her even remotely sexy ever again. *shudder*

Show Of Hands, How Many People Wanna See Lindsay Lohan Naked?

 Anyone?? Well TMZ is reporting that Playboy is paying her $1 million to pose naked. Apparently, she was originally offered $750,000 but held out for more.

Seriously?? I’m  surprised Playboy gave in to that considering that she should be happy that anyone wants to pay to see her nude. After this, it is virtually impossible for me to ever consider her even remotely sexy ever again. *shudder*

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@DaisyLowe, daughter of @GavinRossdale and @PearlLowe, is on the cover of Playboy this month. A large bunch of daisies around her cooch cause her name is Daisy… classy. She looks pretty though. Here’s a link to the uncensored spread if you’re so inclined. @InsomniacBelle 

@DaisyLowe, daughter of @GavinRossdale and @PearlLowe, is on the cover of Playboy this month. A large bunch of daisies around her cooch cause her name is Daisy… classy. She looks pretty though. Here’s a link to the uncensored spread if you’re so inclined.

@InsomniacBelle 

I know I said no more planking but @HughHefner (and company) jumped on the broken bandwagon, a day late and a dollar short spent.

Stop it Hugh. Who’s helped you up from that table?

No more planking.

@MsDotalot

Did anyone else not know that @GavinRossdale has a 22-year old daughter, @DaisyLowe  that he only found out about in 2004 via paternity test??  Yeah, well she’s posing for Playboy. *shrug* @InsomniacBelle

Did anyone else not know that @GavinRossdale has a 22-year old daughter, @DaisyLowe  that he only found out about in 2004 via paternity test?? 

Yeah, well she’s posing for Playboy. *shrug*

@InsomniacBelle

According to @PerezHilton, slut former playmate @CrystalHarris was overheard admitting her engagement to @HughHeffner was all for publicity while -wait for it- trying to pawn her $90k ring!  Well… duh? The only fucked up part is Hugh, as seasoned as he is in the fine art of weeding out gold diggers, got caught up in this tramps lies and bullshit.  I don’t like to wish bad on people but this bitch is crusin’ for an STD that you can’t get rid of or a lawsuit that requires her to take out her implants to pay for the damages. @MsDotalot

According to @PerezHilton, slut former playmate @CrystalHarris was overheard admitting her engagement to @HughHeffner was all for publicity while -wait for it- trying to pawn her $90k ring! 

Well… duh? The only fucked up part is Hugh, as seasoned as he is in the fine art of weeding out gold diggers, got caught up in this tramps lies and bullshit. 

I don’t like to wish bad on people but this bitch is crusin’ for an STD that you can’t get rid of or a lawsuit that requires her to take out her implants to pay for the damages.

@MsDotalot

Meet @HughHefner ‘s rebound new bitch, 25 year old @AnnaSophiaB, Miss Januaray 2011. Hmm… I wonder how long it’ll take for  @CyrstalHarris to have a Marvin’s Room moment? Glad Hef is doing okay with his old ass. I was sure this heart break was going to send him to his overdue grave, but he’s bounced back… If you can call it that. @MsDotalot

Meet @HughHefner ‘s rebound new bitch, 25 year old @AnnaSophiaB, Miss Januaray 2011.

Hmm… I wonder how long it’ll take for  @CyrstalHarris to have a Marvin’s Room moment?

Glad Hef is doing okay with his old ass. I was sure this heart break was going to send him to his overdue grave, but he’s bounced back… If you can call it that.

@MsDotalot

s.m.d.h Justin (@jtimberlake), Justin, Justin I might have to downgrade you on my personal WBFFL (White Boy Fantasy Fuck List) cus like my ex you are such a MIND-FUCK of extreme highs (more on that after the jump) and extreme lows. #emotionalrollercoaster Jump.  #theHIGH During a recent interview with @Playboy Magazine (July 2011) Justin “Toker-lake” revealed that he “absolutely” smokes pot:  “The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking […] Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.” [Meeee too Justin, meeeee too!!! #cosign] ~Justin Timberlake on being a avid pot smoker  and for #theLOW … Later in the same Playboy interview Justin spoke about people callin’ out @britneyspears on the boo-boo she now calls a stage show: “I don’t have too much to say about her situation. I can’t remember the last conversation  I had with her […] But this thing that happens online bothers me — these anonymous commenters. [Oh! JT didn’t stop there…] “People think they can say anything [Actually, I can. Please refer to the 1st Amendment of the United State Constitution #justsayin] and it doesn’t matter to people […] I’d love to see the people who comment about Britney online say those things to her face, because they couldn’t.” <peoples eyebrow #theRock>[Is that a challenge I smell?]   ~Justin Timberlake on anonymous commentaries  Dear Justin, We here at SAB have a strong disdain for anonymous commenters as well; hence why @MsDotalot, @InsomniacBelle, @UncensoredLIV, and myself don’t play that anonymous shit. I, @homotidbits was the first to call out little Ms. Spears on her never ending train wreck of arm&box dancing for the Femme Fatal tour. With that being said might I suggest that we get together (you seem to frequent the NYC area), put one in the air #thatMedical and discuss the details of your little wager. Aside from the obvious satisfaction of FINALLY gettin’ to tell that heffa what I think face-to-face; what else is the deal for me?  Sincerely,  Jorge Lander (see still not anonymous)  <insert Bitchy smile here> @homotidbits

s.m.d.h Justin (@jtimberlake), Justin, Justin I might have to downgrade you on my personal WBFFL (White Boy Fantasy Fuck List) cus like my ex you are such a MIND-FUCK of extreme highs (more on that after the jump) and extreme lows. #emotionalrollercoaster

Jump. 

#theHIGH During a recent interview with @Playboy Magazine (July 2011) Justin “Toker-lake” revealed that he “absolutely” smokes pot: 

“The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking […] Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”

[Meeee too Justin, meeeee too!!! #cosign]

~Justin Timberlake on being a avid pot smoker 

and for #theLOW … Later in the same Playboy interview Justin spoke about people callin’ out @britneyspears on the boo-boo she now calls a stage show:

“I don’t have too much to say about her situation. I can’t remember the last conversation  I had with her […] But this thing that happens online bothers me — these anonymous commenters.
[Oh! JT didn’t stop there…]
“People think they can say anything [Actually, I can. Please refer to the 1st Amendment of the United State Constitution #justsayin] and it doesn’t matter to people […] I’d love to see the people who comment about Britney online say those things to her face, because they couldn’t.”
<peoples eyebrow #theRock>[Is that a challenge I smell?]
  ~Justin Timberlake on anonymous commentaries 

Dear Justin,

We here at SAB have a strong disdain for anonymous commenters as well; hence why @MsDotalot, @InsomniacBelle, @UncensoredLIV, and myself don’t play that anonymous shit.

I, @homotidbits was the first to call out little Ms. Spears on her never ending train wreck of arm&box dancing for the Femme Fatal tour. With that being said might I suggest that we get together (you seem to frequent the NYC area), put one in the air #thatMedical and discuss the details of your little wager. Aside from the obvious satisfaction of FINALLY gettin’ to tell that heffa what I think face-to-face; what else is the deal for me? 

Sincerely, 

Jorge Lander (see still not anonymous) 

<insert Bitchy smile here>

@homotidbits