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Snooki Makes It Official   Snooki has announced what we’ve all known for awhile now: she is pregnant. She is also engaged to boyfriend of  a year and a half (and baby daddy) Jionni LaValle. Surely, we will get to see the pregnancy and wedding in some MTV special. Lord help us all.  To read more and see what Snooki and Jionni say about being ready for pregnancy click here and check out SincerelyABitch.com!

Snooki Makes It Official 

 Snooki has announced what we’ve all known for awhile now: she is pregnant. She is also engaged to boyfriend of  a year and a half (and baby daddy) Jionni LaValle. Surely, we will get to see the pregnancy and wedding in some MTV special. Lord help us all. 

To read more and see what Snooki and Jionni say about being ready for pregnancy click here and check out SincerelyABitch.com!

Snooki Is Going to Be A Mom  Oh dear God. Snooki is pregnant. The chick that doesn’t know how to use a fucking toilet is going to bring another life into this world. We should start a prayer circle now.  According to TMZ:  Snooki was LYING FOR TWO when she denied pregnancy rumors earlier this month … but sources tell TMZ the “Jersey Shore” star had a damn good reason — she didn’t want to jinx herself. Sources close to the MTV star tell us … Snooks WAS already pregnant when she went on Sirius/XM radio on Feb. 1st and told everyone she was OUTRAGED by the suggestion that she had preggo belly. But we’re told Snooki is taking the situation very seriously … especially the taboo about revealing the pregnancy before the 3rd month. Now, it seems Snooki has crossed the 3-month threshold … and an official announcement could come any moment. I hope that the whole wave of maturity and motherhood comes over her like people say, but I’ve seen enough 16 & Pregnant episodes to know that doesn’t always happen. I hope that they don’t keep her on Jersey Shore while she’s preggo. I will weep. 

Snooki Is Going to Be A Mom

 Oh dear God. Snooki is pregnant. The chick that doesn’t know how to use a fucking toilet is going to bring another life into this world. We should start a prayer circle now. 

According to TMZ: 

Snooki was LYING FOR TWO when she denied pregnancy rumors earlier this month … but sources tell TMZ the “Jersey Shore” star had a damn good reason — she didn’t want to jinx herself. 

Sources close to the MTV star tell us … Snooks WAS already pregnant when she went on Sirius/XM radio on Feb. 1st and told everyone she was OUTRAGED by the suggestion that she had preggo belly. 

But we’re told Snooki is taking the situation very seriously … especially the taboo about revealing the pregnancy before the 3rd month. 

Now, it seems Snooki has crossed the 3-month threshold … and an official announcement could come any moment.

I hope that the whole wave of maturity and motherhood comes over her like people say, but I’ve seen enough 16 & Pregnant episodes to know that doesn’t always happen. I hope that they don’t keep her on Jersey Shore while she’s preggo. I will weep. 

Snooki Is Officially A Dirty Sluntbucket

 There really are no words. What do you say to this? Snooki peed herself on the dance floor and sees absolutely no problem with that…and millions of people tune in to watch her fuckery. Shit like this makes me hate America. Smh. 

Snooki Looks Unrecognizable Without Makeup—In A Good Way  I did a double take when I saw this photo of Snooki without makeup and that signature poof. She looks…nice. Dare I say even… pretty? She needs to have a makeup free day everyday. 

Snooki Looks Unrecognizable Without Makeup—In A Good Way

 I did a double take when I saw this photo of Snooki without makeup and that signature poof. She looks…nice. Dare I say even… pretty? She needs to have a makeup free day everyday. 

Snooki is A Fucking Idiot  Snooki was on The Conan O’Brien Show last night and revealed that she exfoliates with kitty litter. Yes, you read that correctly. “It’s got exfoliates, they’ve got rocks in there…it makes your skin really smooth,” the 4-foot-9 Marlboro, New York native said. “I haven’t broken out yet!” I don’t even have the strength…

Snooki is A Fucking Idiot

 Snooki was on The Conan O’Brien Show last night and revealed that she exfoliates with kitty litter. Yes, you read that correctly.

“It’s got exfoliates, they’ve got rocks in there…it makes your skin really smooth,” the 4-foot-9 Marlboro, New York native said. “I haven’t broken out yet!”

I don’t even have the strength…

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I don’t read. I don’t like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It’s not my style.” (The interviewer points out that Snooki is a New York Times best-selling author.) “Yeah, doesn’t mean I have to read. We were supposed to read in high school but I never did because I just used the CliffsNotes, books were too long.”

What’s that saying? God protects children and fools? Snooki is well-secured. Smh. 

@JENNIWOWW is in Maxim eating a plate of spaghetti. Sigh… The Jersey Shore cast member won’t be leaving reality tv anytime soon seeing how her and @Sn00ki will be staring in their own spin off once this season comes to and end. <sarcasm> yay.</sarcasm> @MsDotalot

@JENNIWOWW is in Maxim eating a plate of spaghetti. Sigh…

The Jersey Shore cast member won’t be leaving reality tv anytime soon seeing how her and @Sn00ki will be staring in their own spin off once this season comes to and end.

<sarcasm> yay.</sarcasm>

@MsDotalot

For sympathy Due to her injuries from a recent car accident @Sn00ki was seen sporting a neck brace in Italy. But then&#8230;. -_- Who didn&#8217;t see that coming? @MsDotalot

For sympathy Due to her injuries from a recent car accident @Sn00ki was seen sporting a neck brace in Italy. But then….

-_-

Who didn’t see that coming?

@MsDotalot

Lawd jebus, take the wheel&#8230; Literally. Jersey Shore star participant, @Sn00ki , lost her licence this weekend after getting into a car crash that left two Italian police officers in the hospital with minor injuries. Apparently, she was given a breathalyzer at the scene, which came up negative. Well damn Nicole! As a height impaired driver myself, I know when driving certain cars I have to utilize the Pillow System. If the door handle is around my chest area when I open the door, that means I need to sit on a pillow. If it&#8217;s any higher than that, I don&#8217;t even attempt to drive it. She should have called an adult to drive because @DeenaNicoleMTV, who is just as small, was in the car with her at the time of the accident so they were doomed from the beginning but she didn&#8217;t sustain any injuries. Why do we even have these kids over there? Jersey Shore should be our dirty little secret like fat people and racism.  ::hangs head in shame:: @MsDotalot

Lawd jebus, take the wheel… Literally.

Jersey Shore star participant, @Sn00ki , lost her licence this weekend after getting into a car crash that left two Italian police officers in the hospital with minor injuries.

Fender bender: Snooki crashed her Fiat Multipla into the back of a patrol car

Apparently, she was given a breathalyzer at the scene, which came up negative.

Well damn Nicole!

As a height impaired driver myself, I know when driving certain cars I have to utilize the Pillow System. If the door handle is around my chest area when I open the door, that means I need to sit on a pillow. If it’s any higher than that, I don’t even attempt to drive it.

She should have called an adult to drive because @DeenaNicoleMTV, who is just as small, was in the car with her at the time of the accident so they were doomed from the beginning but she didn’t sustain any injuries.

Why do we even have these kids over there? Jersey Shore should be our dirty little secret like fat people and racism. 

::hangs head in shame::

@MsDotalot